" american cheese "

 [ "American cheese" ]

1: Proof that oil and water DO mix after all.

  * e.g.,  ... I made the terrible mistake of buying American cheese (hey, it cost half as much as Cheddar). The next day, I woke up with explosive diarrhea because that shit just went right through my digestive tract. 

 [ "American cheese" ]

2: This nasty-tasting, solidified soy oil is used as a substitute for real cheese, which at least has nutrition and is ACTUALLY digestible.

 [ "American cheese" ]

1: A type of cheese that is of low quality, possibly due to mass production.

  * e.g.,  ... -Damn, this American cheese is bad. 

 [ "American cheese" ]

2: Best when melted.

  * e.g.,  ... -Try toasting it. 

 [ "American cheese" ]

1: Something that seems to be cheese, but in reality, its just plastic

  * e.g.,  ... American cheese is gross, its not even real cheese! 

 [ "Imported American Cheese" ]

1: A really good version of something that shouldn’t be good at all.

  * e.g.,  ... That hotel’s restaurant is 5-star and can make even the simplest thing taste good. Even their grilled cheese and soup tastes better than you expect. They must use Imported American Cheese or something. 

 [ "The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat." ]

1: Tylers favourite midnight snack

  * e.g.,  ... Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on? 

 [ "American Cheese" ]

1: Also known as plastic cheese or asshole cheese

  * e.g.,  ... Friend 1: Yo bro! I made you a grilled cheese 

 [ "American Cheese" ]

2: Brand Name: Kraft Singles

  * e.g.,  ... Friend 2 : this smells like dog shit, what kind of cheese is this? 

 [ "American Cheese" ]

3: It is that shitty-tasting processed cheese that is made of expired milk and soybean oil that ruins burgers and should NOT be used for grilled cheeses.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend 1: American Cheese 

 [ "American Cheese Meth Head" ]

1: To describe someone who really enjoys smoking cheese and crack through their own dick.

  * e.g.,  ... Ex 1: Yo, I heard you're an American Cheese Meth head, I'd like to try it with you some time. 

 [ "Kraft singles American cheese" ]

1: Kraft American cheese singles great to make grilled cheeses with.

  * e.g.,  ... Recipe: take two slices of bread 

 [ "American Cheese" ]

1:  Referred to as an American that eats processed food such as Twinkies, Lunchables, and American cheese and is severely ugly; could be identified as a monster.

  * e.g.,  ...  (in walmart) look at that sad overweight AMERICAN CHEESE in the frozen food section. I cant believe someone could live like that CHEESE. (in the mall) Bro that AMERICAN CHEESE is so hot she’s like a model. 

 [ "American Cheese" ]

2:  A woman or girl that is really hot typically with blonde hair because their hair matches what the color of American cheese is. She could be ugly too but cheese is cheese